Shelebet

Shelebet!

Yup tats the word ive been trying to remember.
A word used so long ago tat ive forgotten all about it.
A term that truly describes how shitty i was.

Its like FUBAR.
Fucked Up Beyond All Reason.
Term used by those valiant war horses of WW2.
Not exactly a word, but has deeply valued meaning.

Shelebet.

Dun noe exactly what it means actually.
Even up till today.
All i noe was tat i used it whenever i felt !@#$-ed.
When everything was shitty.
When it seems tat ive got no control over things.
Alwas when i was cranky.
When i was feeling..well shelebety.

Shelebet.

Picked up tis term while i was in JI.
Er, Jurong Institute tat is and not the other JI.
While i was doing my 3 months stint.
While i was still crowned 'Kokomo King'.
Haha..those were the days.
Carefree with naught to worry about.

Unlike now.
My life is a piece of crap - like dog poo.
Shit.
Shelebet siaks!!

Oh ya not to forget Shmekun!